I'll Draw You a Picture

[Anocxu]

I'm a humble man. I seek no glory, fortune, nor fame.

I understand..
It would be awful if someone copied or published your work and called it their own..

[Cobalt]

So for the weirdest reason I've been imagining the Wendys mascot girl (the cartoon character one, not that strange red headed actress) being flung around by her pig tails and thrown into a tree. I don't know why I harbor such animosity against this poor fast-food chain mascot but I do. Something about her little pig tails and her freckled face (I think she has freckles?) makes me want to see her get spun around by her pig tails and thrown into a tree. If anyone could draw this I would die. I would suffice for just her being thrown into a tree. The whole being flung around by her pig tails and thrown into the tree will probably require legitimate animation. That will have to wait until I bribe more people at Pixar...

[Emiliano]

[CellarDweller]

LMAO!!! Oh, that's hysterical!

[CellarDweller]

[Cobalt]

HOLY CRAP!!! I lost it for a good four minutes when I saw this. I didn't expect you to actually draw this. It's perfect!!!!! This is great. I love it, you just made my top five people of the week list! :-D

[Emiliano]

I understand..
It would be awful if someone copied or published your work and called it their own..

Can I just hire you to intimidate / take out any potential art thieves instead?

[Emiliano]

I had totally forgotten about Carrot Top lol. Yikes

[Anocxu]

Omg...
Have you seen Carrot Top lately?

[CellarDweller]

My eyes! My eyes!!!