Do you need to be 'broken in'?

[himself]

Hey..
So you're keeping busy and sorting all kinds of stuff.,

I don't see you around that much so I was wondering if you were ok.. Or ,.stuck in stirrups getting an earful from a gynecologist...
or
maybe you're getting that menacing judgemental stare I get from my unhappy proctologist ... whom i've learned has become suicidal after I became his patient.

I wish I could quit him..

Anyhoo.. [MENTION=22336]himself[/MENTION]..
Thanks so much for replying..

I miss you sober insightful hard truth ..
And your drunken rants.

'A'

I would never get on a horse. I would never mount something if I wouldn't also eat it. Not that I wouldn't eat a horse but they don't serve horse meat here. Although there was a scandal a few years ago when it turned out companies were using horse meat as a cheap substitute.

I had to look up what a proctologist was. It sounds like a fancy term for someone who gets paid to finger people. Kind of like how Subway employees are called sandwich artists. I assume the only reason people go to see their proctologist is because they are single and have no one else to finger them.

[Anocxu]

I would never get on a horse. I would never mount something if I wouldn't also eat it. Not that I wouldn't eat a horse but they don't serve horse meat here. Although there was a scandal a few years ago when it turned out companies were using horse meat as a cheap substitute.

I had to look up what a proctologist was. It sounds like a fancy term for someone who gets paid to finger people. Kind of like how Subway employees are called sandwich artists. I assume the only reason people go to see their proctologist is because they are single and have no one else to finger them.

Loooooooool

Lmao..lol

This is what I miss ..
Ok.. that was pretty damm funny
Ok..
You are definitely doing well..lol

Don't be a stranger..

And yes I am single ..
And no one sober or with eyesight will finger me..
Lol

[LJay]

Being a keyboardist, I am always in need of practice with my fingering. Come here, fella.

You miss his drunken rants? I miss mine, I really do. Ducking Foctor.

Himself, get some gloves and learn your way. An Irishman should not give up so easily.

Taco Bell!

[Anocxu]

Being a keyboardist, I am always in need of practice with my fingering. Come here, fella.

You miss his drunken rants? I miss mine, I really do. Ducking Foctor.

Himself, get some gloves and learn your way. An Irishman should not give up so easily.

Taco Bell!

Let's clarify your post...

Is the reward for fingering me Taco Bell?

..Well compared to the rewards I've been lately..
That's definitely a massive improvement..

What's the reward for Half and half?
McDonald's?

[himself]

Being a keyboardist, I am always in need of practice with my fingering. Come here, fella.

You miss his drunken rants? I miss mine, I really do. Ducking Foctor.

Himself, get some gloves and learn your way. An Irishman should not give up so easily.

I never thought of wearing rubber gloves. I might try that. I get the impression my ass is off-limits but I might be able to break in.

I uploaded an avatar. It looks a bit wrong but there is no funny business going on.