The Jewish cab driver
Sagittarius
09-05-2015, 03:23 PM
A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City and lay down on the back seat.
The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab.
The woman glared back at him and said: "What's wrong with you, honey? Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?"
The old Jewish driver answered: "Let me tell you sumsing, lady, I vasn't staring at you
like you tink; det vould not be proper vair I come from."
The drunk woman giggled, then responded: "Well, if you're not staring at my boobs
or ass, what are you doing then?"
He paused a moment, then told her: "Vell, M'am, I am looking and I am looking, and I
am tinking to myself; Vair in da hell is dis lady keeping de money to pay for dis ride?"
Now, that's a REAL Businessman !
The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab.
The woman glared back at him and said: "What's wrong with you, honey? Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?"
The old Jewish driver answered: "Let me tell you sumsing, lady, I vasn't staring at you
like you tink; det vould not be proper vair I come from."
The drunk woman giggled, then responded: "Well, if you're not staring at my boobs
or ass, what are you doing then?"
He paused a moment, then told her: "Vell, M'am, I am looking and I am looking, and I
am tinking to myself; Vair in da hell is dis lady keeping de money to pay for dis ride?"
Now, that's a REAL Businessman !
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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