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LONDONERThe Jewish cab driver
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A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City and lay down on the back seat.

The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab.

The woman glared back at him and said: "What's wrong with you, honey? Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?"

The old Jewish driver answered: "Let me tell you sumsing, lady, I vasn't staring at you
like you tink; det vould not be proper vair I come from."

The drunk woman giggled, then responded: "Well, if you're not staring at my boobs
or ass, what are you doing then?"

He paused a moment, then told her: "Vell, M'am, I am looking and I am looking, and I
am tinking to myself; Vair in da hell is dis lady keeping de money to pay for dis ride?"

Now, that's a REAL Businessman !
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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That is a smart man who is thinking ahead.

I only take cash. I don't take checks, money orders, credit cards, bitcoins, or people who don't have anything other than their naked bodies to offer as payment!!!
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jimcrackcorn Wrote:That is a smart man who is thinking ahead.

I only take cash. I don't take checks, money orders, credit cards, bitcoins, or people who don't have anything other than their naked bodies to offer as payment!!!

But do you take their naked bodies?
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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LONDONER Wrote:But do you take their naked bodies?

At our age,,,,,, who cares if they are naked... I just want to know if they're still warm!!!

I shall now slink away to the cold morgue......<fleeeeeeeeeeee>
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jimcrackcorn Wrote:At our age,,,,,, who cares if they are naked... I just want to know if they're still warm!!!

I shall now slink away to the cold morgue......<fleeeeeeeeeeee>

Eeeeek, that sounds like necophilia. I'd prefer them to be hot.
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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LONDONER Wrote:Eeeeek, that sounds like necophilia. I'd prefer them to be hot.

When I want them HOT,,,,I hit up the local Crematorium,,, lots of hot naked guys laying around in them places (Big Grin)....

I'm KIDDING!!!!!
Jim
We Have Elvis !!
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jimcrackcorn Wrote:When I want them HOT,,,,I hit up the local Crematorium,,, lots of hot naked guys laying around in them places (Big Grin)....

I'm KIDDING!!!!!
Jim

Thank heavens for that.
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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