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10-28-2015, 06:10 PM

So what if..
The opening poster looked like this...

[Image: b619dea551191eed293ced76109c30d5.jpg]

And the pizza guy was just being kind?

No offense if you do look like that opening poster..!!

I went through my Sally Struthers phase too..!

jimcrackcorn · 10-28-2015, 06:33 PM

Anocxu Wrote:So what if..
The opening poster looked like this...

And the pizza guy was just being kind?

No offense if you do look like that opening poster..!!

I went through my Sally Struthers phase too..!

Oh dear,, that fella needs to discontinue the Tape Worm Diet immediately...............

However,,, he does have a cute smile, so he'd have no problems worming his way into my heart...

On HeartGuard,
Jim

10-28-2015, 07:00 PM

jimcrackcorn Wrote:Oh dear,, that fella needs to discontinue the Tape Worm Diet immediately...............

Holy..crap..!!
It's been a while since I heard about a tapeworm diet...

I wonder if they shut that guy down..
The guy selling the eggs online?

Hmm....
I do need to drop about 5 more pounds to get a 33 inch waist..

...kidding..
(Kinda)

jimcrackcorn · 10-28-2015, 08:35 PM

Anocxu Wrote:Holy..crap..!!
It's been a while since I heard about a tapeworm diet...

I wonder if they shut that guy down..
The guy selling the eggs online?

Hmm....
I do need to drop about 5 more pounds to get a 33 inch waist..

...kidding..
(Kinda)

About the only way you can get some tape worms nowadays is to hit-up the local dog pound - get yourself a few dogs - then dig thru their poop until you find a live tape worm... (big grin)....................... Next step is to clean the poop off the tape worm before it dies (gotta be quick) and swallow it down with a glass of milk <snickering at my evil suggestion>..............

The tape worm eggs are too small for us lay-people to separate them from the poop,, so we have to be satisfied with the mature ones..

Evil Jim

10-28-2015, 09:05 PM

Alternatively, take the free pizza and tell him it is his payment for you doing him the favour of a BJ.

10-28-2015, 10:18 PM

jimcrackcorn Wrote:About the only way you can get some tape worms nowadays is to hit-up the local dog pound - get yourself a few dogs - then dig thru their poop until you find a live tape worm... (big grin)....................... Next step is to clean the poop off the tape worm before it dies (gotta be quick) and swallow it down with a glass of milk <snickering at my evil suggestion>..............

The tape worm eggs are too small for us lay-people to separate them from the poop,, so we have to be satisfied with the mature ones..

Evil Jim

Jimmy..
Eww. ..
Skipping dinner...

Forever

10-28-2015, 10:22 PM

Alto Wrote:Next time look him right in the eye and tell him you want a stuffed crust..

Opening poster. . [MENTION=23123]Alto[/MENTION] hinted that you're "Crusty"

Eww!!

Maybe he wants you to sell the pizzas to pay for some antibiotics?

This thread has gotten Gory. .!!

ceez · 10-28-2015, 10:52 PM

So no one said to ask for extra sausage Wink

seriously next time I would ask him to join you for a coffee or whatever you darn kids do now a days, doesn't have to be a date, just hanging out to find out why the hell he keeps giving you free pizza and why I can't get hit on like that, I like pizza too damn it :p

jimcrackcorn · 10-29-2015, 01:21 AM

Anocxu Wrote:Jimmy..
Eww. ..
Skipping dinner...

Forever

Hahaha,,,, Never ask an old retired Sailor a question that can be exploited in a distasteful way (smile)...

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