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Chicago Tribune's best tweet of the week
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11-10-2015, 05:53 PM
An actual tweet from Chicago:

"I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant but apparently it just changes the color of the baby."
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Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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11-10-2015, 07:49 PM
I had a friend who was very excited about his wife's pregnancy. Right up until the moment of birth, when he found out she had been cheating on him. The baby's skin color gave away the truth!!!

He ended up divorcing her. It was several years before he remarried.

These things happen (smile)...
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