Yo momma so fat.....

[thawoods]

Yo momma so fat.....
he make free willy look like an anchovy!

[Cridders88]

Yo mamma so fat if she dropped an apple it would orbit around her.

[Anocxu]

Yo mama's soo fat..

She was hanging out in the parking lot at Harrods. .

The Cops showed us and said..
"Break it up guys!!"

[Insertnamehere]

Yo mamma so fat light cannot escape her vicinity

[thawoods]

yo momma so fat she make yokozuna look malnourished

[trywait]

yo momma so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out

[Cridders88]

Yo momma so fat her idea of dieting is deleting the cookies from the internet cache.

[thawoods]

yo momma so fat, when she passes by you could hear "all about that bass!" lolxD!

[johnny196775]

your momma is so fat when she sits around the house she sits around the house.

[thawoods]

you momma's so fat, when she decided to get a lipo, the engines break.....