the If/Will game

[Cridders88]

No, I'd try my best to face him and defend myself before doing that. If that failed then maybe, if there was some nice deep water below.

If you heard some bullshit, will you bite your tongue and keep quiet or let your feelings be known?

[thawoods]

i will be silent when i am actually physically there, like, when i can see and hear and feel it but not when online, i will lay it all out online

If Susan Bones, was a real person will you be glad to meet her?

[Cridders88]

Not really.

If Dumbledore was a real person, will you be glad to meet him?

[Insertnamehere]

Not likely.

If Sauron became a real life entity and ran into you would you be able to withstand his presence?

[thawoods]

i'd prick a needle on him

if a mosquito was to be transformed into a giant monster, will you be able to find a way to defeat it?

[Insertnamehere]

Yes, and much easier, with the new size. Fire, bombs, industrial amounts of pyrethroids. You name it

If your foot was on fire would you chop it off?

[thawoods]

no, definitely not

if janet jackson says she wants to dance around your house, will you oblige?

[Cridders88]

Hell no.

If Jamie Dornan fell on hard times and came to you for help, will you help him?

[Insertnamehere]

No, I would undress him and take advantage of him.

If chopped off my hand will you sow it back?

[thawoods]

yes

if milli vanilli said they need you to bail 'em out of jail, will you contribute?