the If/Will game

[Insertnamehere]

If there's an identification, sure. If not, I don't really know.

If I punch myself in the face will I lose conscience?

[thawoods]

uhm, u are too pale, plus, u are the stocky type, and given that you spend most of your time near CHCL3 and N2O, maybe u would

If Stanley Climbfall played on the radio, will you be able to recognize it?

[Cridders88]

I'm not sure who that is, but if his songs are mainstream, then probably.

If you were attacked by a man of similar size to you, would you run or fight back?

[thawoods]

use the extra time = p

If a light-bulb at home got broken, will you be able to fix it?

[Scootaloo]

of course i'm domesticated

If you won $500,000, will you quit your job?

[thawoods]

not likely, it has to be at least 7 numbers

if Ken Sugimori appeared before you, will you take his autograph?

[Scootaloo]

no, I'd have him draw me some pictures instead

If you saw my crying, will try and find out why, or just comfort me till I feel better?

[thawoods]

i'll harden your nipples for you instead

if it rained spaghetti and meatballs, will you dump away what you had for breakfast?

[Insertnamehere]

No, I'd pick some in a pot and call it lunch.

If the planet became cubic would you adjust?

[thawoods]

prolly

if you felt someone else's boner on the bus, will you give a hint?