A man goes to a hospital

[LONDONER]

A man went to the Harborview Medical Center in Seattle, Washington to have his wedding ring cut off his penis.

According to the nurse attending the operation, the patient's boyfriend found the ring in his pants pocket.

He didn't know he was married and he was so mad he used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

1. Having your boyfriend find out you're married.
2. Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis....OR...
3. Finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.


Tough call. You decide.