There is an old joke about an English Lord who got so drunk that he left the ball and wrote his name in the snow in the same way. Now, as Lords go, it was not really so scandalous until someone pointed it out that that the name seemed to be in Lady Smythe's handwriting.
There is an old joke about an English Lord who got so drunk that he left the ball and wrote his name in the snow in the same way. Now, as Lords go, it was not really so scandalous until someone pointed it out that that the name seemed to be in Lady Smythe's handwriting.
Absolutely nothing to do with this thread but if you're going to tell jokes, do you know the one about the Lord who was having an affair with the Lady of the castle. In the middle of the night her husband returns and bangs furiously on the castle door. The Lady urges to Lord to sneak out ofthe back door and accompanies him to make sure he doesn't lose his way. The get to the back door and she opens it and there, sitting on the doorstep is an enormous fierce Irish wolfhound. The Lord turns to the Lady and says: "You wouldn't turn a Knight out on a dog like this:"
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams