 So Noah saved two of everything.................
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12-18-2015, 05:21 PM
Maybe he should have thought twice
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12-18-2015, 06:26 PM
Don't forget the Termites, wood eating ants, and the two gay guys that were stowaways - hiding below decks.
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12-18-2015, 08:27 PM
And that's where all the gay guys come from? Something doesn't seem right there, Jim.
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12-19-2015, 12:35 AM
LJay Wrote:And that's where all the gay guys come from? Something doesn't seem right there, Jim. Well,, the gay guys didn't intend to be stowaways,, they were just visiting all the cute animals below decks when Noah decided to raise the anchor and get underway............... My imagination is only limited when I am passed out or sleeping (smile)... Crazy Jim We Have Elvis !!
12-19-2015, 03:28 AM
Didn't Noah get raped by one of his sons? I'm pretty sure that happened after they landed on shore.
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12-20-2015, 09:50 PM
After they landed on shore, Noah shut himself in a tent or something, got wicked drunk, and passed out naked. Noah's sons noticed their father's prolonged silence, so they barged in to see what was wrong. Noah got pissed off that his sons saw him naked from being passed out drunk, so Noah put a curse on the son whose idea it was to check up on him.
A man and all of his descendants cursed into eternal slavery for accidentally seeing their father naked - the many wonderful family values from the Bible. Some people think there might be more to it, and that it had to be rape: http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/gay/No...nness.html It's a pretty fucked up story.
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12-20-2015, 10:16 PM
I hate ridiculous stories like that! dogma or non-dogma
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