12-31-2015, 02:50 PM
The plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish captain and a Chinese co-pilot.
It's the first time they've flown together. An awkward silence between the two indicates a mutual dislike.
On reaching cruising altitude, the captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters,
'I don't like Chinese.. .'
'You don't like the Chinese?', asks the co-pilot, 'Why not?'
'You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!'
'No, no', the co-pilot protests, 'the Chinese didn't bomb Peahl Those were Japanese, not Chinese.'
'Japanese, Vietnamese, Chinese, ... doesn't matter, you're all the same!'
There are a few minutes of silence and the co-pilot suddenly announces,
'I don't like Jews!',
'Oh yeah, why not?', asks the captain.
'Jews sank the Titanic!', says the co-pilot.
'What? That's insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!', exclaims the captain, 'That was an iceberg!'
'Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, no matter, you're all same!!'
It's the first time they've flown together. An awkward silence between the two indicates a mutual dislike.
On reaching cruising altitude, the captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters,
'I don't like Chinese.. .'
'You don't like the Chinese?', asks the co-pilot, 'Why not?'
'You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!'
'No, no', the co-pilot protests, 'the Chinese didn't bomb Peahl Those were Japanese, not Chinese.'
'Japanese, Vietnamese, Chinese, ... doesn't matter, you're all the same!'
There are a few minutes of silence and the co-pilot suddenly announces,
'I don't like Jews!',
'Oh yeah, why not?', asks the captain.
'Jews sank the Titanic!', says the co-pilot.
'What? That's insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!', exclaims the captain, 'That was an iceberg!'
'Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, no matter, you're all same!!'
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Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams