01-21-2016, 09:38 AM
Since growing a short stubbly beard I have benefitted from:
- Daily compliments on my appearance
- Not being asked for ID
- More time to get ready in the mornings. That means an extra spoonful of a muller fruit corner or more time styling my hair into a messy-yet-styled look
- More people have liked my Instagram photos
- I've uploaded more photos of myself into Instagram
- I caused an a marital argument on NYE and all I did was sit in the same room as the wife
- I get money off at various supermarkets
...and much more. Beards have a mysterious mystical power. Since mine grew, every time I go near my razor I suddenly feel compelled to go check if I left something in the oven.
- Daily compliments on my appearance
- Not being asked for ID
- More time to get ready in the mornings. That means an extra spoonful of a muller fruit corner or more time styling my hair into a messy-yet-styled look
- More people have liked my Instagram photos
- I've uploaded more photos of myself into Instagram
- I caused an a marital argument on NYE and all I did was sit in the same room as the wife
- I get money off at various supermarkets
...and much more. Beards have a mysterious mystical power. Since mine grew, every time I go near my razor I suddenly feel compelled to go check if I left something in the oven.
Gossip is the Devil’s telephone; best just to hang up.