Drover at the Pearly Gates
Sagittarius
02-05-2016, 08:32 PM
A drover from a huge cattle station in the Australian outback appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit ?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the drover offered.
"Once, on a trip to the back blocks of Broken Hill out in New South Wales I came
across a gang of bikers who were threatening a young sheila. I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. Then I yelled, "Now, back off !!! Or I'll kick the lot of ya !"
St. Peter was very impressed, "When did this happen ?"
"A couple of minutes ago."
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit ?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the drover offered.
"Once, on a trip to the back blocks of Broken Hill out in New South Wales I came
across a gang of bikers who were threatening a young sheila. I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. Then I yelled, "Now, back off !!! Or I'll kick the lot of ya !"
St. Peter was very impressed, "When did this happen ?"
"A couple of minutes ago."
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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