Adult riddles
Sagittarius
03-13-2016, 12:24 PM
Some of these are precious. A little nonsense now and then
is cherished by the wisest man!
Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Q. What's the definition of 'Macho'?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball
Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!
Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it!
Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
Q. What do Tupperware and a Walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.
Q. What do a Christmas tree and a Priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.
Q. What is the difference between 'ooooooh' and 'aaaaaaah'?
A. About three inches.
Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
A. The grip.
Q. How do you find a Blind Man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.
Q: What's the difference between a Boyfriend and a Husband?
A: 45 minutes.
Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, nine inches is rare.
Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A . They don't have balls to scratch!
OH, don't groan. You know darn well you're going to send this on to somebody.
Live well, laugh hard, & love dearly
is cherished by the wisest man!
Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Q. What's the definition of 'Macho'?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball
Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!
Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it!
Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
Q. What do Tupperware and a Walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.
Q. What do a Christmas tree and a Priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.
Q. What is the difference between 'ooooooh' and 'aaaaaaah'?
A. About three inches.
Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
A. The grip.
Q. How do you find a Blind Man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.
Q: What's the difference between a Boyfriend and a Husband?
A: 45 minutes.
Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, nine inches is rare.
Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A . They don't have balls to scratch!
OH, don't groan. You know darn well you're going to send this on to somebody.
Live well, laugh hard, & love dearly
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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