Newe haikus of the computer age

[LONDONER]

COMPUTER HAIKU TO REPLACE WINDOWS ERROR MESSAGES.

I didn't write these but for those unfamiliar with haikus, they are a Japanese form of poetry that has to comply with strict rules:

17 syllables.
5 syllables in the first line
7 in the second
5 in the third

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A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

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The Web site you seek
Cannot be located but
Countless more exist.

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Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

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ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.

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Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

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Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

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First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
So beautifully.

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With searching comes loss
And the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.

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The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao-until
You bring fresh toner.

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Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.

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A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.

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Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

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You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.

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Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.

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Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.

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Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

[Insertnamehere]

This would probably make getting computer-savvy actually fun.

[CellarDweller]

lmao! amusing