Groaners (Part deux)

[LONDONER]

How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.

• Venison for dinner, again? Oh, deer!

• A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

• I used to be a banker, but, then, I lost interest.

• Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.

• England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

• I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

• They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.

• I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing, now.

• Jokes about German sausage are the wurst!

• I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop, any time.

• I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and, then, it dawned on me.

• This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

• When chemists die, they barium.

• I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

• I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

• Why were the Indians here, first? Because, they had reservations.

• I didn't like my beard, at first. Then, it grew on me.

• Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

• When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

• Broken pencils are pointless.

• What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

• I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

• All the toilets in the police station have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.

• I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

• Velcro - what a rip off!

• Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last.