Sassy quote

[TheJAG0]

Life is not a garden, so stop being a hoe.

This is accurate.

[Sylph]

Love the quote, no so much the delivery.

It lacked a certain "Bitchy Sylph" trademark sass to it;
Here's one I just thought up:

"Your life is like a Garden, there's always someone taking your cherry and plucking your flower. Planting their seed in your overturned soil"


See? A lil more euphemism and less contextualised inference hun.

It makes the sting, not just the buzz