The maid who wanted a raise
Sagittarius
Conchita wanted a raise.
The Mistress of the house very upset by this request asks her:-
And why do you want an increase?
Well, for three reasons.
The 1st, it is because I iron better than Madam
And who tells you that?
It's Monsieur, she said.
Oh!
The second is that I cook better than Madam.
And who says you cook better than I?
It is Monsieur who says I cook better than Madam.
Oh!
"My third reason is that I make love better than Madam"
And it is Monsieur who tells you that you make love better than I do?
No Madam. It's the gardener, Madam.
Conchita got he raise.
The Mistress of the house very upset by this request asks her:-
And why do you want an increase?
Well, for three reasons.
The 1st, it is because I iron better than Madam
And who tells you that?
It's Monsieur, she said.
Oh!
The second is that I cook better than Madam.
And who says you cook better than I?
It is Monsieur who says I cook better than Madam.
Oh!
"My third reason is that I make love better than Madam"
And it is Monsieur who tells you that you make love better than I do?
No Madam. It's the gardener, Madam.
Conchita got he raise.
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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