This is so emotionally and mentally healthy (not)

[princealbertofb]

So I said to Miranda (my cat) Of course you can be a cat. Just don't scratch, shed, mess up the litterbox or eat stinky catfood fish - Don't meow loudly and, of course, don't chase mice or birds.

In other words, be a little plush, inanimate stuffed cat. Just like the Mormons want us to be polite, obedient mannequins.

You've managed to make me laugh AND depress me. And it isn't even 8AM yet.........

Sorry, [MENTION=23954]Gemini[/MENTION].