The meaning of your name

[LJay]

According to the people who worked for me mine means "Son of a Bitch."

[Cridders88]

My name means the one who hears apparently.

But according to Urban Dictionary:

A Sexy Beast. One with a huge cock, and gigantic balls. Known for being sweet and gentle when it comes to women. The females dig Simon. Often used to describe a good friend. Describes a friend that wouldn't leave other friends if they had a flat tire.

The most amazing, caring individual you'll ever meet. his impressions will make u giggle, and his smile will make u melt. he's the most Psychobilly boy out there. he often wears bondage pants, butt flaps, creepers and a psychohawk. he may look tough and mean, but in actuality he is the sweetest person ever. he'll make your heart melt.
"have u met simon yet?"
"nope"
"well, you should. your life will be more complete"

[Insertnamehere]

first born son--> nope...well...sister..so yah

flourishing ---> lol no

long-lived---> who the fck knows

eloquent and gifted speaker ---> maybe