Dirty Math Jokes

[himself]

This is physics but still.



Again, not really that funny. The best thing is that it doesn't make sense to everybody so it makes me feel good.

[himself]

I don't know much about statistics but I assume this is funny.

[himself]

I prefer "(shit + shit*)/2." Works for all complex shit.

[himself]

[himself]

And groan most likely.

Maths jokes are the first sine of madness. Or the negative of the first derivative, with respect to madness, of cosine of madness.

[Darius]

I'll bring it down to a first grade level with a math joke I remember thinking was hilarious when I was a kid.

What did the math teacher do when she was constipated?

Worked it out with a pencil.

We told it as "Chinese mathematician works it out with pencil".

[Darius]

And groan most likely.

Knowing you're a groaner is hot!

[himself]

I'd love to think of a good maths joke relating to poles and residues.