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Porn-Star Roofing Contractor
#1
We had a terrible storm come through and damage our roof a few months ago. Today the roofing contractor came by and he looks JUST like a porn star I have seen online! I couldn't help myself, I was blushing and fluttering my lashes like MAD!
I know he could tell that I was flirting, and he seemed to enjoy it (he stayed for over 2 hours even though he kept getting calls from work asking where he was).
Maybe I am fooling myself, but I seriously got the impression that he was flirting with me. At one point, he was backing up while taking a measurement and leaned right into me!
I wanted SO badly to offer him a blowjob...lol
I really really wish I could remember the name of that porn star!
~Beaux
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#2
We need a picture, maybe we might help you.... hehe. :biggrin:
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#3
You don't have to remember the porn star's name, [MENTION=13210]Beaux[/MENTION], just be sure not to lose the number of the roofer! You could tell him that it is OK to wait to start work until it gets warmer so that he can enjoy working without a shirt, too.
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LJay Wrote:You don't have to remember the porn star's name, [MENTION=13210]Beaux[/MENTION], just be sure not to lose the number of the roofer! You could tell him that it is OK to wait to start work until it gets warmer so that he can enjoy working without a shirt, too.

OMG! It is 8:15 at night, and I was getting ready for bed, and guess who just called me! :-O
He called (he said) just to "reassure me" that he has gotten a quote together for me and wanted me to know that I am in "good hands" with him!!! I KNEW I was getting signals from him!
I swear! I feel positively flushed...☺️☺️☺️
~Beaux
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#5
Sounds like a good situation. If anything happens be sure to leave all the details here...the more graphic the better, please. I won't blush. Smile
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#6
Happy Valentine's Day, Beaux!
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#7
I think Beaux is dreaming of his roofing contractor standing at his bedroom door, naked from the waist down with his tool belt on low slung on his hips just above a big, uncut cock. Sweet dreams, Beaux
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#8
Your roof may no longer be leaking, but I think something else is.
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#9
Borg69 Wrote:Your roof may no longer be leaking, but I think something else is.

:rotfl:

bwahahah
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#10
Darius Wrote:I think Beaux is dreaming of his roofing contractor standing at his bedroom door, naked from the waist down with his tool belt on low slung on his hips just above a big, uncut cock. Sweet dreams, Beaux

Well if Beaux isn't the rest of us seem to be.
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