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Class reunion
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Rachel, Clare and Samantha haven't seen each other since High School. They rediscover each other via a reunion website and arrange to meet for lunch in a wine bar.

Rachel arrives first, wearing beige Versace. She orders a bottle of Pinot Grigio. Clare arrives shortly afterward, in gray Chanel. After the required ritualized kisses she joins Rachel in a glass of wine. Then Samantha walks in, wearing a faded old tee-shirt, blue jeans and boots. She too shares the wine.

Rachel explains that after leaving high school and graduating from Princeton in Classics, she met and married Timothy, with whom she has a beautiful daughter. Timothy is a partner in one of New York 's leading law firms. They live in a 4000 sq ft co-op on Fifth Avenue , where Susanna, the daughter, attends drama school. They have a second home in Phoenix .

Clare relates that she graduated from Harvard Med School and became a surgeon. Her husband, Clive, is a leading Wall Street investment banker. They live in Southampton on Long Island and have a second home in Naples , Florida .

Samantha explains that she left school at 17 and ran off with her boyfriend, Ben. They run a tropical bird park in California and grow their own vegetables. Ben can stand five parrots, side by side, on his willy.

Halfway down the third bottle of wine and several hours later, Rachel blurts out that her husband is a cashier at Walmart.
They live in a small apartment in Brooklyn and have a travel trailer parked at a nearby storage facility.

Clare, chastened and encouraged by her old friend's honesty, explains that she and Clive are both nurses' aides in a retirement home. They live in Jersey City and take vacation camping trips to Alabama .

Samantha hearing all this honesty confesses that the fifth parrot has to stand on one leg.
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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Let’s stay with the characters. At a reunion 20 years later,
 Rachel is very proud, My son just became the local bishop and everyone calls him ‘Your Grace’

Clare goes, my son just became a Cardinal, everyone calls him ‘Your Excellence’

Samantha grins: My son is a stripper and whenever he drops his pants the audience goes ‘Oh My God’


At a reunion Rachel, Clare and Samantha meet with Abigail who starts bragging about her son, who owns a car-dealership that is so successful he gave on of his friends a brand new Porsche.

Rachel snorts and doesn’t hold back, my son is in real estate and is making so much money last year a gave a friend of his a condo in Malibu.

Clare, not to be outdone, blurts that her son is a stock broker, so successful earlier this year he gave a stock portfolio to a friend of his.

Samantha looks pensive and admits, my son is neither of these things, he’s gay, but whatever he does he must be very good at it, his last 3 boyfriends gave him a Porsche, a condo and a stock-portfolio.
Bernd

Being gay is not for Sissies.
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