08-11-2021, 12:39 PM
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together. The priest begins: “When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his First Communion.â€
“I found a bear by the stream,†says the minister, “and preached God’s holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.â€
They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. “Looking back,†he says,
“I found a bear by the stream,†says the minister, “and preached God’s holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.â€
They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. “Looking back,†he says,
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