Random Jokes

[albabonzai]

I havent noticed a thread that is just full of random jokes..... I will start with a few..........

Please there is no racial or other abuse intended.....please feel free to slag me or the scots :p


What did the Mexican Fire Chief call his two sons??? Hosea and Hoaseb

I had a glass of merlot last night. I woke up this morning with a cough and a sniffle. I think it’s wine flu....


Two Drums and A cymbol fall off a cliff....boom, boom ching......

[fredv3b]

There are 10 sorts of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

[albabonzai]

There are 10 sorts of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

I gets it...... does anyone else :p

[Mark]

Knock knock...

Whos there?!

Dr...

Dr who?!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Old ones are the best.

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[marshlander]

First cow: Aren't you worried about mad cow disease?

Second cow: No, I'm a penguin.

[princealbertofb]

I gets it...... does anyone else :p

sure! :biggrin:

[sox-and-the-city]

Watson: Why on earth would you want a yelllow door Holmes??

Holmes: Lemon entry, my dear Watson.

[yar]

You know why you never see a dead Crow on the road way?
Their is always one on the up on wire next to the roadway, as an auto approaches they holler Ca Ca to warn the rest.

[sox-and-the-city]

A woman walks into a bar and asks for an innuendo so the barman gives her one.

[Mark]

What is black and white and red all over? :eek:












A SUNBURNT PENGUIN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :biggrin: