A bottle of wine

[Rychard the Lionheart]

A man enters his favourite restaurant and while sitting at his regular
table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a nearby table all alone.
He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of wine
to be sent over to her.

The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the woman,
saying this is from the gentleman over there. She looks at the wine and
sends a note over to the man. The note reads:

"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your
garage, a million dollars in the bank, and seven inches in your pants."

The man, after reading her note, chuckles, and sends a note of his own
back to her, and it read:

"Just so you know, I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa, a BMW 850iL and a
Mercedes 600SL in my garage, and I have over twenty-five million dollars
in the bank. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut
three inches off. JUST SEND THE BOTTLE BACK."