You're banned game

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Banned for excessive use of the letter 'E'.

[Chase]

Banned for having connections with the elf version of the mafia.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Banned to sleep with the fishes for revealing my underworld connections .....

[Chase]

Banned because I'm working with the Dwarf mafia. The dwarves are more than capable of making an elf talk.

[austin]

banned cause i wanna be part of that vastly powerful empire!

[southbiochem]

Banned cause you're already a part of the Empire he talks about!

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Banned for torturing yourself, its my job to torture you.

[southbiochem]

Banned for pursuing to be as geographically distant as you can to be out of my reach

[Bowyn Aerrow]

No dear, if I was geographically that far, I would be antipodal of you. Which is somewhere in China...

Meaning that in all the places of the world, you actually live in the one place where if you dug a hole straight down you could dig a hole to China, as every brags about but actually can't do.

http://www.findlatitudeandlongitude.com/antipode-map/

Banned for not knowing Geography or how to actually use Google to check your facts before you start throwing out these wild theories that the distance between California and Chile is the greatest geological distance on earth.

[southbiochem]

Banned for not noticing the part "as you can"...you can't go to China, sir, not in your situation :p