04-04-2011, 04:45 AM
When did it become so unpopular to be exclusively a bottom? Though I realize sex isnât everything, and sometimes friends can be even more fruitful, am I the only one that thinks bottoms are a dying breed? Theyâre so ashamed to acknowledge their desires that they abscond behind the guise of âversatileâ and front every solicitation with, âonly lookinâ to bottom today.â If youâre only ever looking to bottom, why not just say youâre a bottom? I get that some guys are truly versatile who believe in equalityâif I do this⦠you better tooâ¦, etc., and more power to them, but they know what they want and arenât afraid to admit it.
Then there are the Tops that want to conquer the physical representation of hegemonic masculinity. Well, I hate to break the news, but itâs hard to be the epitome of manly whilst taming your gag reflex. And though they are asserting dominance, itâs not very likely that all of their lays are straight football playersâdespite the stories they tell. And being âstraightâ isnât the same as being masculine. So when guys say they are seeking âstraight actingâ they must mean they act like they have sex with women? Why would you pretend to have sex with a woman to earn a Heisman of a man? Why would a man want only a man who wants a woman? Theyâre not gay! Ready? Break!
Yes, I know, ramblings of a bitter old queen, right? Sureâif thatâs what helps you keep up your falsehoods in this flood of hypocrisy. But at least Iâm not lying about my position with unrealistic expectations of what I want. Take it like a manâbe proud to be a bottom!
Then there are the Tops that want to conquer the physical representation of hegemonic masculinity. Well, I hate to break the news, but itâs hard to be the epitome of manly whilst taming your gag reflex. And though they are asserting dominance, itâs not very likely that all of their lays are straight football playersâdespite the stories they tell. And being âstraightâ isnât the same as being masculine. So when guys say they are seeking âstraight actingâ they must mean they act like they have sex with women? Why would you pretend to have sex with a woman to earn a Heisman of a man? Why would a man want only a man who wants a woman? Theyâre not gay! Ready? Break!
Yes, I know, ramblings of a bitter old queen, right? Sureâif thatâs what helps you keep up your falsehoods in this flood of hypocrisy. But at least Iâm not lying about my position with unrealistic expectations of what I want. Take it like a manâbe proud to be a bottom!