Surprise Surprise

[verse-a-tile]

His girlfriend and mine were bosom friends
They urged us to be pals; so we had to pretend
They’d go out together to buy shoes and handbags
We’d stay behind to watch football and smoke fags
One day when Rooney scored a deciding goal
We jumped and I accidentally touched his balls
He looked at me; I looked at him; at last we knew
We wanted each other more than watching Man U

We both were virgin as to the gay wide world
So we let our pent-up gay lust be unfurled
They came back early and caught us in the act
We hid our faces but couldn’t hide the fact
They giggled and grinned from ear to ear
And told us they had been at it for years
Since that day we no longer had to pretend
The two of us have become real good friends