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I nominate gilhooly to be kicked out of GS
#21
I always seem to be angry at gay men. For example, Title 18 requires that gay porn to be legal all perfprmers must be COMPENSATED. I 'm certain that all amateur porn is not legal. If you ever saw a male in a video below the age of 18 engage in any kind of sexual activity that was a FELONY
Since 2005 when Justin Berry performed on internet there has been an ongoing investigation of gay porn specifically with regard to amateur performers. If any gay guy saw one of these videos you committed a felony
To make sure I had my facts right I called the FBI. They assured me the videos I had seen were prosecutable. He said YES JOHN. When I asked? When THE INVESTIGATION IS COMPLETE.

Rumor has it that 2 million gay guys have viewed amateur porn and committed a felony.

I hope no one at GS has viewed amateur porn. If you did there was a record of your visit.

Have any of you ever requested to see your FBI file. I almost fainted at the level of detail. I almost wanted a copy. They had so many old photographs of me with my friends back in the sixties. I had literally forgotten what hotel I stayed at during march on Washington. They save everything.

I was personally glad that I asked them about every gay porn site. They told me which ones were legal and which ones weren't.

You guys all check up on yourself. That's the reason I want you to vote for or against myself. All US laws are still being enforced including Title 18. No one saw an AMATEUR VID---god I hope not.

The smallest felony conviction eliminates your right to vote. If I were a Republican I would be sweet to gay faces and say nothing bad about you. Behind your back I would send your file to a local prosecutor. You piss off a local prosecutor he will release your name as a person interested in child pornography. You may not believe me but some Americans don't like kiddie porn. Your employer, your neighbor even your baker might make snotty comments to you.

If 2 million gay names are released simultaneously a lot of people will think we are drowning in child porn because of enormous interest. Hope you guys covered your asses. I sure as hell cover mine. I report everything suspicious to 1-800-THE LOST. By phone or internet.
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#22
Hey, you know what, I own a dinosaur. HE is a Brontosaurus, and his name is Harry, and I have had him ever since he was a tiny baby. YES, he is PURPLE. According to James Bachman, a very famous anthropologist, purple dinosaurs, especially Brontosauruses or Triceratops'es, are the ones most likely to display very clear signs of mental unstableness at young age and become violent even towards their owners.
HOWEVER, I feel like Harry is an outrageous exception to Mr. Bachman's theories, which is slightly repulsing, but nonetheless seems to be true. Harry has never been violent to me, or to anybody. Well, except for that burglar once, but then again, Obama WILL NOT win the next elections, and if you think that Nick Jonas has a very small chance to become America's 50th president, well you are very WRONG.
Me and Harry watch LOST together, he loves it very much, more than me, I suppose. He can recognize the actors, he gets especially excited when he sees Locke, I suspect it must be something with his baldness and wicked smile. The thing is, though, that I am fairly certain my neighbours don't like it very much when I make those huge pancakes for Harry - I set up the big stove outside, and I mix up all sorts of colorful lollies and greenery.
I'd be damned if Harry doesn't end up living longer than I do, and I have started writing his will already. I sure as hell hope you have started writing yours.
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#23
Ha, this thread just keeps getting better.
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#24
SlipknotRlZZ Wrote:Hey, you know what, I own a dinosaur. HE is a Brontosaurus, and his name is Harry, and I have had him ever since he was a tiny baby. YES, he is PURPLE. According to James Bachman, a very famous anthropologist, purple dinosaurs, especially Brontosauruses or Triceratops'es, are the ones most likely to display very clear signs of mental unstableness at young age and become violent even towards their owners.
HOWEVER, I feel like Harry is an outrageous exception to Mr. Bachman's theories, which is slightly repulsing, but nonetheless seems to be true. Harry has never been violent to me, or to anybody. Well, except for that burglar once, but then again, Obama WILL NOT win the next elections, and if you think that Nick Jonas has a very small chance to become America's 50th president, well you are very WRONG.
Me and Harry watch LOST together, he loves it very much, more than me, I suppose. He can recognize the actors, he gets especially excited when he sees Locke, I suspect it must be something with his baldness and wicked smile. The thing is, though, that I am fairly certain my neighbours don't like it very much when I make those huge pancakes for Harry - I set up the big stove outside, and I mix up all sorts of colorful lollies and greenery.
I'd be damned if Harry doesn't end up living longer than I do, and I have started writing his will already. I sure as hell hope you have started writing yours.

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You have got that down Ryan...love it.
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#25
Actually, I think I will not be the only one who opens up windows that had not reasonably been requested. I wouldn't be surprised that I did go onto sites that are banned just because they have the uncanny way of triggering openings of windows en masse. It happens on Facebook regularly, when I'm just playing Bejewelled Blitz, I absent mindedly or accidentally click on the wrong icon or link and Wham! bang! I'm opening a page I did not want. :mad::mad::mad:
Some might say I requested it on purpose. But it's an accident. I wonder if Jesus himself would have a clean record???
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#26
Well done Ryan and PA, love you guys and love ya work Smile
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#27
Have you guys tried NOT smoking weed?
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#28
Don't need to...LIFE is enough to get me stoned, or drunk or whatever Wink
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#29
dont leave- you havent been banned have you? so cool those jets and dont waste time making a thread like this. as for you behavior on that thread. Word your opinions in a much more composed and proper way. there are minors here jeez. have some self decency and respect. Converse with the other gays- dont harrass them. We're all friends here.
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#30
I have no idea what is going on :confused:
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