This or That

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Hobbits - though smurfs do taste better.

Orange or Orangutang

[partisan]

Orangutang

Sugar.
one lump or two ?

[Bowyn Aerrow]

One lump.

Albino:

Leopard or Tiger?

[partisan]

Tiger.

Sun cream or no sun cream?

I now have 2 decidely red shoulders.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

No Sun Cream - I think melanoma is a pretty word, almost as pretty as carcinoma.

Which is closer to you:
Pacific or Atlantic

[Miles]

Atlantic.

Which is closer to you: North Pole or South Pole?

[VileKyle]

North pole.

Are you more left brained or right brained?

[Miles]

I use my whole brain or none at all. More often the latter.

Romantic comedy with Adam Sandler or torture porn with George Takei

[VileKyle]

George Takei torturing Adam Sandler.

Now or later?

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Later.

Pain:
Receiver or Reliever