who has some good jokes?

[chicagostyle]

an easy way to break the ice is to tell jokes and all mine suck. anybody got some good jokes i could borrow

[Rawr]

What's the ocasion?

[zeon]

Hi,
I got jokes.... Alot of them siock and twisted but to protect my reputation i wont post on here... Im sure if i did p.a would scream at me lol as i sent them him... I cant really remember jokes unless they non contraversal as they arent really amusing

Kindfest regards

zeon x

[chicagostyle]

just meeting someone and dang man why tell me that, you brought my hopes up for nothing =/

[Rawr]

I had a weird dream last night. I had a dream that I was eating a giant marshmallow.

Woke up and my pillow was gone

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I was on the TV last night!
Yea, I'll sleep anywhere when I'm drunk.

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[chicagostyle]

how many guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb??
None, let the bitch cook in the dark haha

[princealbertofb]

Thanks for the jokes, peeps. I'm hopeless at remembering jokes, but I do enjoy reading good ones.