Ruin you wish!!

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted. Unfortunately only dogs find you sexy today...



I wish I could stop chain smoking, my lungs are hurting.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted but you cannot leave the house.

I wish I had the power to zap some people who deserve it.

[Miles]

Granted, I'll join you in some zappage.

I wish I could decide what to write my paper about.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, but your professor is horrified of all the talk of skinning people to make a skin suit, calls the police in, finds your well in the basement... well you saw the movie... it didn't end well...

I wish my pants would shrink with my waist line.....

[Beau]

Granted but they also shrink at the leg line.

I wish for the perfect wish.

[monk]

Sorry, no such thing as perfect.

I wish I was somewhere else.

[Beau]

Granted. You are now standing in the unemployment line.

I wish I could cure all the sick children of the world.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted not ruining that one.

I wish I would not allow people that mean nothing to me upset me.

[Beau]

Granted. Now people that mean something to you make you upset.

I wish I wasn't on Facebook.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted. Now you are a twit on twitter.

I wish someone else would clean the bathtub for a change....