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Ruin you wish!!
Granted, now its so hot that the chickens lay hard~boiled eggs!

I wish I hadn't sat cross legged so long that both legs have fallen asleep.
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Granted. I was there to personally make sure that your legs were spread wide open. Wink
Sometimes I am so bad that I embarrass myself!

I wish that everyone who has to travel in bad weather today does so safely.
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Ooo la la.... I'm blushing....

Granted, and I'm not going to ruin that wish.

I wish I could afford a left handed violin and see if I could learn how to play that...
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Granted, you find an affordable one and order it from Russia, only to realize that IN SOVIET RUSSIA, VIOLIN PLAYS YOU

I wish it was about 5 hours in the future right now.
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Granted, however "about now" is close to oh 5 hours in the past. Wink

I wish I had a more powerful computer.
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Granted. Your computer overpowers you, knocks you to the ground, stomps out the door, and starts rampaging throughout the area deflowering innocent USB ports.

I wish I had a talking potato.
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Granted, but it swears like a pirate...

I wish I was more motivated to go do something outside today.
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Granted. I'll loan you my talking potato to berate you until you do. Or maybe you'll just eat it or something, either way it's productive right?

I wish I wasn't congested.
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Granted, the snot flows freely, and abundantly... Ew

I wish I hadn't said that, now I have terrible images in me head.
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Granted. Not gonna ruin that one Laugh

I wish I wasn't itchy all over for no reason.
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