Ruin you wish!!

[Rainbowmum]

Granted a huge pack of flying rats will share all food with you.

I wish my back was not so tight.

[elad12]

Granted, your spine is now made of jello

I wish Peter was gay

[partisan]

Granted though he marrys Geoff

I wish i had my computer wasn't going funny

[monk]

Granted - now it won't go at all.

I wish I was in Florence.

[Beau]

Granted, but Florence is quite uncomfortable.

I wish I didn't have doubt.

[Lalo]

Granted! Now you have "No Doubt"!



I wish that I didn't have any bills.

[Spades]

Granted, now you have no services, education, phone or anything they might bill you for.

I wish I had a quad bike.

[partisan]

Granted, no brakes

Wish my dinner was ready

[Rainbowmum]

Granted but it is raw.

I wish the weather would be nicer.

[Miles]

Granted, now the weather is way too nice and fears annoying anyone with rain, so there's worldwide drought and all everyone dies. Weather now feels super guilty and cries constantly. Too late!

I wish I had a penguin.