Granted
But the head honcho of the alien race who wipes out the human race (who is the one whose name shall not mentioned), got tired of waiting for the elf with his boyan aerrow and decides to make you his personal dungeon sex slave
I wish I was the head alien honcho :biggrin:
Trial
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Granted but you find out the hard way that sex with humans gives you a nasty genital-melting infection.
I wish could genderbend (I'm sure I've wished for this before, but I keep trying in hopes it won't be ruined! Will today be my lucky day?)
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Granted
But as you irrovacably change gender you find yourself skateboarding through these hallowed halls of GS in silky shorts, socks and sneakers.... nothing else....
I wish I were to see that!
Trial by error
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Granted.......
But all the gold get's stolen and all you have left is the blue steering wheel and a valve cap
I wish that for 1 year, I could live free and in total isolation
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Wish granted. Not ruined.
I wish the gentlemen next door would lay off the smack for long enough to get my friend the 710 they said they had...
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Granted, but it's 710 pesos, (about$54).
I wish my fever would go away.
Richard
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Granted but it takes a month to do so.
I wish it would snow already and get it over with.
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Granted but you live in Antarctica
I wish I was at the farm already
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