Ruin you wish!!

[zeon]

granted by which time you have hadf water go everywhere electricity get soaked short circuiting your home and then a sudden leak of gas explodes ya home whilst your putting out the rubbish

I wish i was able to have obediant cats and not have to get rid of em on sunday lol

[Rainbowmum]

Granted . But they are on a break for the first half of the day.

I wish I had I giant espresso flavored chupa chup .

[monk]

Granted - the moon has now become a giant Chupa Chup but you can't reach it! :tongue:

I wish I had a cheesecake in the fridge.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted. But it has gone off

I wish I could fly to the moon.

[monk]

Granted, but you crash-land on a giant Chupa Chup! :tongue:

I wish I could go back to the sixties.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted, but you crash-land on a giant Chupa Chup! :tongue:

Hell yeah! I can live with that.

I wish I could go back to the sixties.

Granted ,but you are on a parallel universe.

I wish I had a coffee replicator.

[monk]

Granted ,but you are on a parallel universe.

I think I've always been in a parallel universe!

I wish I had a coffee replicator.

Granted, but the coffee's always cold.

I wish I'd never started smoking. :frown:

[Rainbowmum]

Granted , you are 5 years old again.(*Sigh* I know your pain , my Terry has been smoking for 45 years , the poor bugger can not give it up, but he keeps trying.)

I wish I d give wishes to people in need.

[Puck]

Granted, but each fulfilled wish saps a little more of your own vitality with each use (that was a tough one!)

I wish to be the most powerful sorcerer in the world (good deeds, schmood deeds, I wants me some magical powers) :tongue:

[Rainbowmum]

Granted. But you have absolutely zero control of it.

I wish I could control my dreams .