Ruin you wish!!

[Beau]

Granted. The answer is 42.

I wish I knew what 42 meant.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted. It mean beer and biscuits.

I wish I had more junk in my trunk....

[southbiochem]

granted, you have several body parts on your vehicule's trunk which are the result of a frame job on you for murder and slaughter.

I wish I could sleep without waking up 2 or 3 times every time

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Oh cool, that will go well with my twink body.... The one I have buried in the cellar.

Granted, now you wake up every ten minutes - oh about 48 times a night (assuming you sleep, erm, try to sleep 8 hours a night).

I wish I had a tango partner.

[southbiochem]

granted, but you suddenly suffer from selective amnesia and forget how to tango everytime you 2 get together

I wish I knew how to dance instead of being so damn awkward even to walk...

[partis]

put some fire-crackers up ya arse... now dance :p

i wish Ed miliband would stop grinning, its like hes already winning, i got bad feelings about this one, ive noticed david cameron seems more serious too

[southbiochem]

Granted, he stops grinning but instead he starts giving the V sign and saying "we are not amused" emulating far better British political figures.

I wish to visit Hellás

[Beau]

Granted, but it didn't hear you properly and sent you to hell.

I wish the delivery guy would get here soon.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, but he works for the mob and he is delivering something you just don't want....


Now that I have figured out Miles, I wish I know who Sylph really was.....

[trialbyerror]

Granted.

But you are wisked off to area 51 in a black Ford Transit van with blacked out windows by 13 men dressed entirly in black, wearing black sunglasses and you are sworn to secrecy on pain of instant death

I wish I lived and worked in a spaceship on a life-long intergalactic space trip all on my own