Ruin you wish!!

[partis]

granted but you die with a raging hard-on and due to the embaressment this causes your family they bury you in an unmarked and SHALLOW grave! :p

i wish i had a cold, i never get a damned cold

[trialbyerror]

Congratulations,
You are awarded the Nobel prize for eradicating the common cold from the face of the earth, using yourself as the test specimen.

I wish I still had 2020 vision and did not have to wear glasses which I've had to do for the last 2 years

[southbiochem]

But you're old...that's normal...

and consider yourself lucky, my parents started wearing glasses when they turned 45 or so..and that was 13 years ago..

granted, you go on a "Orlacs Hände"type of situation and you get the eyes of a perfect sight murderer recently executed..you start seeing the people he killed in your dreams and you go crazy...and then go on a murdering rampage thinking the murderer's spirit has posessed you...when in reality it was just you being paranoid and delusional....you still get to go to jail...

I wish I had someone to practice my quickly deteriorating swordfighting skills...

ugh...I swear if practice makes perfect, lack of it makes you quickly mediocre..T.T

[partis]

granted but you happen to "practice" on random defenseless people after finally cracking

i wish teleportation was possible

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted - but it is a 3 hours slow, very painful processed to have your body moved one atom at a time from place to place.

I wish I had the energy to stay up all night tonight.

[trialbyerror]

Oh yeah baby

I'd love to answer Bow, but I've run out of time. :biggrin:

[Miles]

Run out of time you say? I assume you wish for more? Well granted - you now suffer the same fate as Ted in Harlan Ellison's short story 'I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream'. You now have all the time in the world.

I wish for some relaxation for my parents, it's been a stressful couple of weeks for both of them.

[southbiochem]

Granted, they're dead and relaxing forever...

(but really, I hope the folks can catch a break and be OK mile

I wish I didn't have panic attacks in large crowds

[partis]

Granted after a dip in "the bog of eternal stench" you dont have that problem anymore :biggrin:

I wish i could go and live in a cartoon world

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted. You live in the comic Walking Dead

I wish I can recall where I put my knife... the big one I usually use for butchering... I stuck it somewhere but can recall exactly who's back I sunk in into ... too many bodies around here tonight....