Granted you now type out scripts instead.
I wish that sometimes wishes did not true.
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Granted, but now you will never catch up to it..
I wish for snow...
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Granted: Chile will now be hit was a blizzard of biblical proportions
I wish for a 2 week all expenses paid vacation
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Granted...vacation for 2 weeks in antarctica, just wearing t shirt and shorts
I wish i would have a vacation in a snowy place
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Fine! You can join me at Antarctica in your bikini shorts!
I wish I had a camera that works in below freezing weather
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Granted, it's just you who don't do very well in below freezing weather...
but I bet the camera will take nice pics of your frozen dead body
I wish this streak of foggy days and cold wind lasts for the rest of the summer
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Granted but winter never comes.
I wish I had a replicator .
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Granted but it only replicates bees, playing cards, and Jehovah's Witnesses. Everything else costs extra
I wish my body would either pick really sick or really healthy, none of this kinda-in-between crap
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