Ruin you wish!!

[CellarDweller]

I wish I had a guy to fool around with right now

granted, but you're literally foolish and he can't stand that.

I wish I didn't have to go to work.

[partis]

Granted but they decide to promote the "other guy" instead

I wish i was beowulf

[CellarDweller]

granted.....now you're dead, but your life lives on in the songs of traveling minstrels.

I wish to meet a weight loss goal this year.

[findingmyway]

Granted, but you'll gain it all back by the next day.

I wish I was pretty and wonderful.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted now you are the curly haired girl Shirley Temple.

I wish the weather would make up its mind.

[findingmyway]

Granted. Now there's lightning and thunder out and all the mothers with small children know who to thank.

I wish I could be brave.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, you are now in a pit with snakes, ratss, spiders and other assortment of horrifying critters... No way out... either you will A. Get brave or B. Go stark raving mad.


I wish someone else would clean out Bob's house....

[MisterTinkles]

Granted, but that person you hire is a witch and brings back Bob to live with you, because he hates clean houses.


I wish there were no stupid people on this planet.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Hmm.... Granted. Everyone dies.....

I wish my eyes weren't getting as bad as they are so I an read this book I have... (Naked Ape)

[MisterTinkles]

Granted, your eyes turn into dust, and all you have left are dry sockets....



I wish I was the smartest person on this planet