Ruin you wish!!

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted you sleep so soundly you didn't hear the alarm go off. In fact you slept until 1 pm.

I wish I could have slept last night...

[trialbyerror]

Fly super duper fast Eastwards round the Earth so that you go back one day, swallow 7 x 10mg Valiums, and lie down to watch Ronald Reagan re-runs on telly

[southbiochem]

and I suppose the wish remained in his head

I wish I knew was was on duckie's mind

[MisterTinkles]

23 ounces of hallucinogenics apparently......



I wish I could do magic

[findingmyway]

Granted, but now you have set a magical spell on that creepy guy next door...and he's out to stalk you forever.

I wish I could make up my mind about what I want.

[MisterTinkles]

Granted........but when you make up your mind, its always the wrong thing.



I wish I could travel to see my GS screwy friends.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, but you can only travel by elephant.


I wish my body was 25 again.

[findingmyway]

Granted, but everyone else's body is 86.

I wish it was one year later already.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted.... But the world ended December 27th 2014.... Sorry.

I wish I knew what the future held.

[MisterTinkles]

Granted, but you find it more of the same, nothings changed.........and you spontaneously combust.


I wish I never gained any weight from what I eat and drink.