Ruin you wish!!

[MisterTinkles]

Granted, now your whole town has been washed away, and you with it...



I wish Mr. Chase moved in next door to me....

[partis]

thunderstorm you snozzcumber! :p

Granted but he moves in with me, now get away from the fence!

I wish i has personal chaeuffer

[MisterTinkles]

Granted, but you hire Bowyn Aerrow and he speeds into the Governor of California on his first night, cause he's tankered as usual.....you get sued for everything you got.



I wish I had a harem of men to do my bidding

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, they are all 80+ year old eunuchs....

I wish I would meet that one special guy who really rocks my world.

[findingmyway]

Granted, but he literally rocks the world and gives everyone an earthquake each time you are together.

I wish it was acceptable to fall asleep at my work.

[partis]

Granted but its also acceptable to draw a beard on you

i wish my cup wasnt empty

[CellarDweller]

granted, it's full of poop!


I wish for a raise in salary!

[MisterTinkles]

Granted, but the payroll lady is deaf and thought you said celery.............



I wish Mr. Wade was here.......

[findingmyway]

Me too. Actually, that's all I'm going to say on that.

I wish I could operate better in this world.

[MisterTinkles]

Granted, but now you have more operations than you can handle.....



I wish I had a 827 B.C. coin in mint condition