Ruin you wish!!

[CellarDweller]

Granted, you've got 30 years worth of money, but you're 30 years older.

I wish it was Saturday night, and not Sunday.

[MisterTinkles]

Granted, but you have to relive that car wreck on that saturday night 10 years ago.....




I wish there was no war and pestilence on this planet

[partis]

Granted but on this planet disagreeing with anybody is considered an act of war and you are rolled down a steep hill in your plastic [disease-free] bubble that you live inside now…

I wish i had a dollar

[MisterTinkles]

Granted, but you owe me $20......so I steal your dollar and make you "work" for the rest you own me



I wish I was one of the "beautiful" people

[trialbyerror]

Awwwwwww

But you is

Even beautifuler than Garfield

I want's Tinkles to come and kneed my back

[MisterTinkles]

Granted, but I use my newly sharpened claws......



I wish a had a Buttermilk Pie and a Mincemeat Pie.....

[CellarDweller]

granted, but once you get them, you accidentally drop them on the floor.

I wish for more snow.

[MisterTinkles]

Granted, now you are 14 feet under.



I wish I had money to make a music video

[partis]

Granted but it has to be a hippity hop video… you know, gangster rap!

I wish tea would make its bloody self for once

[findingmyway]

Granted. Here's some bloody tea for you.



I wish we could live in a world of more compassion.