Ruin you wish!!

[CellarDweller]

Granted. Your pain is relieved, but has been replaced by sensation of tickling.

Oh really? Aren't you just the smart ass! LOL Ok, time to ruin yours

I wish I had a pony.

granted. It's on your dinner plate, next to mashed potatoes and gravy.

I wish I didn't have jury duty tomorrow.

[Iceblink]

Granted. You do not have jury duty. You will now be the defendant.

I wish October was already here.

[CellarDweller]

granted, it's Halloween and your night is an endless mess of kids asking for treats, and eggs thrown at your home.

I wish I was rich

[BlueStar]

Granted! But comes an economic crisis and the currency falls.

I wish I had a laptop.

[SilentFilm1988]

Granted, but it's an old school laptop from 2000.

I wish everything was free

[CellarDweller]

granted, tons of free manure at your door!

I wish for a 200 game tonight.

[dynamodean]

Granted, but you have to buy everyone dinner for the next month.

Wishing for an ice-cold blueberry pineapple smoothie right about now...

[BlueStar]

Granted!! But it's contaminated by a toxin.

I wish my hair was blue...

[CellarDweller]

granted, but to get it just the right color, you have to put your head in Smurfette's va-jayjay.

LOL

I wish I had more storage space.

[dynamodean]

Granted, but you have to pay an exorbitant amount of rent for that space.

I wish I weren't still single.