Ruin you wish!!

[Bhp91126]

Granted, but he's still closeted and you're his dirty little secret.

I wish I could properly appreciate my husband doing most of the chores

[SilentFilm1988]

Granted, but Mother Nature destroys you.

I wish I had a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame

[Bhp91126]

Granted, but it's placed right between Kim Kardashian's and Paris Hilton's.

I wish there was some chocolate in the house.

[CellarDweller]

granted, but instead of being stuffed with peanut butter, it's stuffed with mud.

I wish it was 4PM already.

[BlueStar]

Granted, you live in Lebanon and you have to wait only 2 hours.

I wish I could marry a nurse.

[SilentFilm1988]

Granted, but it's a woman nurse not a hot male nurse.

I wish I could travel abroad for free.

[Bhp91126]

Granted, but you have to row

I wish I could lose some weight

[BlueStar]

Granted, you lose height too.

I wish I had an AC instead of fan.

[Bhp91126]

Granted, but it doesn't work

I wish I'd fit into all my pants again

[BlueStar]

Granted, all your pants have the largest size possible.

I wish I had more pens.