Ruin you wish!!

[BlueStar]

Granted, the beach is so crowded with people that you enjoy nothing at all.

I wish I was in high mountains.

[Bhp91126]

Granted but it rains and storms the whole time

I want my Rainbow, now. I earned it!!!

[BlueStar]

Granted, the word games section is closed now.

I wish I had a higher resolution camera.

[CellarDweller]

granted, but the pics are always out of focus.

I wish that my leg wasn't hurting today.

[BlueStar]

Poor you, granted, now your ass is hurting.

I wish I had more muscles.

[Iceblink]

Granted, but they're all in your tongue.

I wish it was Saturday.

[CellarDweller]

granted, but you have the flu and can't leave the house.

I wish for a 200 game tonight.

[Iceblink]

Granted, but it's 200 for a guy in the lane next to you.

I wish to sleep in tomorrow

[Gideon]

Granted and you sleep ALLLL day and miss all the fun stuff

I wish someone would make me dinner

[Bhp91126]

Granted, but it's not fit for human consumption

I wish you would stop playing with my mind