Ruin you wish!!

[monk]

Granted, but . . .

I wish someone had told me the sun was gay!

[Blue]

Granted, but they came though the time machine from 1692.

I wish the weather were cooler.

[Rainbowmum]

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Not granted , I am freezing over here.

I wish the lawn would cut itself.

[Blue]

Granted - unfortunately all that cut grass doesn't know your washing machine is not a compost bin - it's all in there.

I wish I had a faster computer.

[monk]

Granted, but your monitor only works in slow-motion.

I wish the dog would stop barking at passers-by.

[Blue]

Granted - now he barks at walls - ANY walls.

I wish the paper mill would hire me.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted ... but you are covered in paper cuts.

I wish fashion would stop repeating itself.

[monk]

Granted - now you wear the same outfit every day for the rest of your life.

I wish I could see into the future.

[Blue]

Granted - but it's an alternate time line and you are a straight single mom who is a crack addict with five kids and, you're homeless.

I wish Hurricane Isaac would not hit Florida - I have a friend in it's path.

[Rainbowmum]

Granted.... not ruining that one.

I wish spring would hurry up.